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Currently on Tap
Barrel Aged Black Is Beautiful – 10.4% Imperial Stout
Brewed in collaboration with Weathered Souls Brewing Company and hundreds of others In 2020 we teamed up with 1100+ breweries worldwide in an effort to help end racial discrimination. The beer was so good, we aged half of it in Willett Bourbon barrels for 16 months. It is now, finally, ready for release. Each sale helps support the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and gives voice to marginalized people everywhere. Thank you for participating. Thank you for joining us. *Available in 12oz cans
Beer Church Pale - 5.3% abv
Brewed in benefit for the West Seattle Food bank with Good Society Brewing, Best of Hands Brewing, Elliot Bay Brewing, Logan Brewing, & West Seattle Brewing. Featuring Cascade, Citra Cryo, YCH 602 Trial, & HBC 301 hops.
Green River - american ipa 6% abv
The Green River is one of three major tributaries that make up the Duwamish which is Seattle’s largest river and lies just to the east of us in the heart of South Park, flowing north to Elliott Bay from the Cascade Mountains. It’s also the name of the great Seattle band from the mid 1980s comprised of Stone Gossard, Steve Turner, Alex Vincent, Jeff Ament, and Mark Arm, most of whom went on to form bands you’ve probably heard of. Chinook, Mosaic, Simcoe *Available in 4 Pack Cans
Kingdome Kölsch - german-style ale 4.5% abv
Crushable light ale *Available in 4 Pack Cans
Long Love - funk lager 6% abv
Co-fermented with a unique blend of saccharomyces cervisiae, Brettanomyces bruxellensis and b. lambicus! Our second release of this style! Perfectly Lagered for 11 months. *Available in 4 Pack Cans
NPFO Pilsner – german style pilsner 5.4% abv
NPFO – Nazi Punks Fuck Off. In an era of misinformation, malfeasance, malevolence, and milquetoast politics we are reminded that the deleterious flames of fascism do still flicker even in the light of day; sowing fear and contempt in order to feed its unworthy self. And who but us shall smother those flames with resilient persistence, leaving ashes cold, forgotten, and windblown; giving life anew to righteous compassion and joyful prosperity. 100% German hops and malt, this bright German Pils is pale in color and has a bursting billowing white head. Perfectly balanced with a German malt back bone that gives way to a very clean, dry finish. Never leaning too sweet or too hoppy, this Pils dances in the middle, making it a truly drinkable, refreshing bier. Brewed in true German traditional methods to be as authentic as possible. Features: German Hallertauer and Tettnang, 4 step mash, 10 week lager. 12 weeks grain to glass *Available in 4 Pack Cans
Shark Jump Double Berry Hard Seltzer 7% abv
Cranberry & Raspberry Hard Seltzer *Available in 4 Pack Cans
The Bitter - IPA 6.7% abv
Made in collaboration with our good friends, The Bitter, a Seattle based afro-punk hip hop band promoting pro chouse, LGFTQ+ and racial rights. The Bitter, keeping hip-hop dangerous for all that oppose progression! The IPA features Galaxy, Citra Cryo and Motueka hops! *Available in 4 Pack Cans
Thunderpussy - international pussy ale 6.9% abv
We are beyond excited to release our newest collaboration with the Rock Band Thunderpussy! "Drinking this beer may cause side effects such as consciousness expansion, higher frequency vibration, extreme levels of STOKE, and the ability to proudly scream 'Thunderpussy!' in crowded spaces. The combination of Amarillo, Cashmere, Galaxy, HS-Sitiva, and Mosaic hops may taste expensive, but hey, you have expensive taste. Pinkie's up, Pussez! Say it loud, say it proud: THUNDERPUSSY” *Available in 4 Pack Cans
Tunnel Vision - 6.1% robust porter
One of our favorite porters from a few years ago is back! Warrior, Chinook, Hallertauer *Draft Only
SLUSHEE - Ask about our rotating Slushee flavors
Wine
Hofburg Glüwein
a traditional German spiced wine served hot. The wine is produced from multiple red grape varieties sourced from all over Germany. Oranges, lemons, anise, cloves, blueberries and cinnamon are all added to sweeten and “spice” the wine
Alexandria Nicole 2019 Sauvignon Blanc
The 2019 Sauvignon Blanc exhibits fragrant aromas of key-lime, lemon zest, ripe grapefruit, and tangerine. Crisp and clean on the palate, bright flavors of Meyer Lemon, lime, and gooseberry complement its juicy core and lingering finish.
Alexandria Nicolle 2017 Boho Red Blend
This vintage of our Bohemian Blend is a beautiful blend of Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Cabernet Franc, and Syrah. Deep and dark violet in color with impressive intensity is brought to life with an abundance of fruity and toasted oak characteristics. This blend leads with alluring aromas of currant, black cherry, vanilla bean, mocha and a lovely hint of clove. Then followed by featured flavors of wild vine blackberries, cassis, and elements of fresh cedar and baking spice that are kept in balance by its lush tannin profile and splash of acidity.
Past Beers
12 Week Pilsner – 5.5% german pils
This beer (bier?) has tradition written all over it. First, we start with 100% German malt and hops imported from Bavaria, Bamberg, and Baden-Wurttemberg. We then employ an extensive four-step mash program to develop and maintain those bright, layered, flavours and textures. Next it spends 3 weeks in the fermenter before aging a full 9 weeks in specially made lagering tanks for further flavour development and natural clarification. Go ahead and schwack-it-back, we took our time on this one so you don’t have to. ABV: 5.5% IBU: irrelevant Schwackability: 23
1889 Smoked Lager - 5.8% abv
A tale of three cities. 1889 was a big year for Washington State. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; the age of wisdom and the age of foolishness; an epoch of belief, an epoch of incredulity; a season of light, a season of darkness; it was a spring of hope, and a winter of despair… The Great Seattle Fire of 1889 brought both hardship and prosperity to the mossbacks of the PNW, in a region of timber it’s perhaps not surprising that two other large cities (Spokane and Ellensburg) were also devastated by fire that year, each rebuilding with greater purpose and conviction than ever before. Join us in celebrating perseverance, teamwork, and the wisdom of self-reflection. All german malts, all german hops, 15 weeks from grain to glass *Available in 4 Pack Cans
The 206 - IPA 6% abv
Hazy IPA with Mosaic, Chinook, & Cashmere Hops. Draft only so grab a crowler togo.
Amarillo Wet Hop IPA - 6.5% abv
Brewed with freshly harvested unkilned hops from Virgil Gamache Farms. *Available in 4 Pack Cans
And the Devil Walks –overcast ipa 6.66% abv
And the Devil Walks is one of our favorite songs by our good friends the Accused AD. Chock full of our favorite hops. The beer opens with subtle pineapple, melon and citrus and finishes with that classic clean Citra hop kick. Perfectly balanced at 6.66% This beer drinks as fast and ripping as the splatterrock kings themselves. Take a walk with the devil. Features: Hallertau Blanc, Idaho 7, Citra
As One Stand Together - single hop Idaho 7 IPA – 7.1%
Inspired by the lyric of Operation Ivy. Unity. This single hop beer showcases the Idaho 7 hop. Full of piney, tropical, fruity, citrusy, earthy, and floral flavors and aromas.
Astroland - hazy ipa 6.4% abv
Galaxy, Moutere, Amarillo Cryo. Notes of Passionfruit, Kiwi, & Mango
Badge Collector – overcast iipa 9.9% abv
Badges?? We don’t need no stinking badges… But if you’re the collector sort, this one is sure to unlock the Beer Connoisseur Level 6 or maybe the Snorlax, or something? We don’t know but get ready for a sneaky-sneaky ABV (seriously, this beer is creeping on 10% but drinks more like 6%), big fruit nose, round body, and dry finish that softly solicits a second sip. So collect them all! Unlock the Six Pack, the Toast King, and the Your Wish Came Through badges and let’s ride this thing until the wheels fall off! Then sit back and revel in your glory Badge Collector, you’ve earned it. Citra, Cashmere, Huell Melon
Barrel Aged Black Is Beautiful – 10.4% Imperial Stout
Brewed in collaboration with Weathered Souls Brewing Company and hundreds of others In 2020 we teamed up with 1100+ breweries worldwide in an effort to help end racial discrimination. The beer was so good, we aged half of it in Willett Bourbon barrels for 16 months. It is now, finally, ready for release. Each sale helps support the NAACP Legal Defense Fund and gives voice to marginalized people everywhere. Thank you for participating. Thank you for joining us. *Available in 12oz cans
Beautiful Terror - imperial stout 8.5% abv
Be not afraid, though dark times leer. There is terror, and beauty, in this here beer. Black as the void, suppositions destroyed. Dive into the darkness, your future enjoyed. Cascade, Centennial, Eldorado
Birthday Suit - 5% old school english-style pale ale
Naked as the day it was born, soft as a baby’s bum, and charming as a newborn’s toothless smile. I made this beer on my birthday and it may or may not have contributed to my missing a flight to thanksgiving dinner the following morning. Cascade, Chinook, Eldorado
Black is Beautiful - imperial stout 10% abv
a 10% Imperial Stout collaboration with nearly 1000 breweries across 19 countries, spearheaded by @weatheredsoulsbrewing in San Antonio, TX in support of Black Lives Matter. 10% Imperial Stout. One recipe, one dream. Future Primitive is donating proceeds to the NAACP Legal Defense Fund @naacp_ldf Hops donated to participating breweries by Brewers Supply Group @bsghops
Black River - 7% oatmeal stout
For centuries the Black River was the only water passage from Lake Washington to Puget Sound. It flowed from the southern tip of Washington’s second largest lake, then west and north to join the Duwamish River on its way to Elliott Bay. It provided home and habitat for the Duwamish people for at least 1400 years until 1916 when the Lake Washington Ship Canal was built to support the area’s burgeoning lumber industry. The unfortunate result of which lowered Lake Washington by almost 9 feet, effectively drying up the Black River forever. Cascade, Centennial, Magnum
Bud Wizard – Collaboration with Varietal Brewing. Rad IPA – 6.7%
Brewed with our rad friends at Varietal. Tasty Dank and smooth AF IPA that is packed with Mandarina Bavaria, Citra, Columbus, Galaxy and Mosaic hops. West Coast experience with just the right amount of juicy hop gizzards to tickle the palate.
Centennials for Millennials - wet hop ipa 5.7% abv
Fresh wet hops from our friends at B.C. Hop Farms.
Citra Act 2: Back In The habit - Wet Hop IPA 6%
Fresh wet hop Citra from Perrault Famrs
Chemistry of Consciousness - 11% triple ipa
Pack full of Cryo Pop & Sorachi Ace Hops
Cones Cold One ipa 6%
Brewed in collaboration with the boutique market Cone & Steiner on Capitol Hill and Pioneer Square. This IPA features Hallertau Blanc, HS 1228, and Strata hops.
Dig Me Out – ipa 7.3% abv
Dig me out, dig me in, out of this mess baby, out of my head. Dig me out, dig me in, out of my body, out of my skin. You got me… for now. I'm here… for now. Citra, Styrian Golding, Idaho 7
Dry Hopped Keller Pils - german lager 5.4% abv
Unfiltered German style lager dry hopped with mandarina bavaria
EDM Cowboy - american ipa 6.9% abv
featuring El Dorado, Galaxy, Idaho 7, & Strara
ExtraMental Wet Hop IPA 7.4%
Wet Hop HBC 586 from Perrault Farms
Fest Bier - oktoberfest style lager - 5.7% abv
Our festbier is as authentic as it gets without going to Germany. Brewed with 100% imported German malt, and aged for over 12 weeks in our lagering tanks. Clean and bright with a mild malt backbone. Similar in color to the authentic Oktobefest biers of Munich. Ein Prosit. Eins, Zwei, G’suffa!
Glamour Boy – blackberry extra pale 8% abv
When we heard that our friends from Stillwater Artisanal would be in town for Seattle Beer Week we felt we had no choice but to break the proverbial liquid bread and we hope you’ll join us! Made with big beautiful blackberries from Sequim, WA; honestly harvested hops from the US, Germany and New Zealand; bonded, bonafide barley from the US, UK, and Germany; and well worthy water from the Tolt and Cedar Rivers, this curiously charming collaboration brings bold berry flavor to the front but never forgets that it’s a beer first and a juice box second. Eldorado, mosaic, mandarina Bavaria, motueka
Hop Grind Fresh Hop IPA 7.4%
(Winner of Best IPA at the Yakima Varietal Brewing Fresh Hop Ale Fest) Wet Hop Mosaic from Wyckoff Farms
Citra, Cascade, Mosaic
I Against I – ipa 6% abv
Inspired by the Bad Brains ideology that we are all on and fighting each other is fighting ourselves. All day drinking IPA that is full of that citra, cascade goodness.
Citra, Cascade, Mosaic
IBUs Are A Farce - 7.1% american ipa
The problem with IBUs is that no one can agree on how they should be measured and even if that were not true the numbers derived from said fictional agreement have little or nothing to do with the actual perception of the beer. [The food industry knows this, chili pepper heat is measured in Scoville Units but it would be ridiculous to order a bowl of chili based on those numbers] Bitterness in beer, like heat in chili, is subjective and entirely dependent upon everything else that goes into the making of the beer; mash pH, water chemistry, malt bill, ABV, carbonation level, etc. We have no idea what the IBUs in this beer are but we can tell you that it has a round bitterness up front, followed by a wheaty-citrus middle and finishes dry like my mom’s humor. Centennial, Cascade, Simcoe
Indie Flip - ipa 6.8% abv
featuring citra, cashmere, & galaxy hops
Janitors of Tomorrow – 7.1% ipa
It’s been said that brewers are glorified janitors (and we agree so long as saying so does not diminish the vital profession that is actual janitorial work) A friend and mentor once observed that the primary role of a brewer is to make a mess and clean it up. Then do it again. And again. And again. This among the first of many lessons a homebrewer learns as they plunge headlong into their first batch. It serves as a litmus test, separating the one-time dabbler from the lifelong fanatic. The fanatic is the hero in this story, trudging forth through the muck, eyes forward, mash paddle in one hand, scrupulous notes in the other. Here’s to you, future janitor. Keep moving, we’re pulling for you. PS if you see Wink Mills, Beer Janitor let him know we miss him. Mandarina Bavaria, Citra, Eldorado
IPA for a Century - IPA 6.5% abv
Packed full of all the C Hops; Chinook, Columbus, Cashmere, Comet, & Citra. Brewed to commemorate Mikes Chili parlor turning 100!!
Jubilee - overcast ipa 7% abv
“You shall count off seven Sabbaths of years, seven times seven years; and there shall be to you the days of seven Sabbaths of years, even forty-nine years. Then you shall sound the loud trumpet on the tenth day of the seventh month. On the day of Atonement you shall sound the trumpet throughout all your land. You shall make the fiftieth year holy, and proclaim liberty throughout the land to all its inhabitants. It shall be a jubilee to you; and each of you shall return to his own property, and each of you shall return to his family. That fiftieth year shall be a jubilee to you. In it you shall not sow, neither reap that which grows of itself, nor gather from the undressed vines. For it is a jubilee; it shall be holy to you. You shall eat of its increase out of the field. In this Year of Jubilee each of you shall return to his property.“ In short; work is dumb, possessions are false, people are everything. Happy Jubilee Days, everyone! Loaded with simcoe, motueka, sterling, meridian, mandarina bavaria, huell melon.
Judo Air IPA– overcast ipa 6.8% abv
One of my favorite skating tricks as a kid. Grab the nose and kick the front foot off the toe side. It was named Judo for the kick part of the trick, however I believe Judo forbids the use of kicks – but I am going to ignore that. Our newest offering in our Overcast series – not super hazy, just some overcast. This IPA is tropical fruit forward with enough malt backbone to balance it out. Orange citrus and Melon in the nose with a very clean easy finish. Fans of the No Comply IPA will be very happy! Features: Chinook, Meridian, Motueka, Mandarina Bavaria
k Byeee – overcast ipa 7.0% abv
Saying goodbye to 2019 and hello to 2020. This new overcast IPA has subtle notes of melon and sweet lemon / lime peel from the Cashmere hops. The Hallertau Blanc hops soon join the party and the beer giveway to a fruity gooseberry and grass aroma a complexity. Zesty lemon is in the finish that balances out the pine and earthness. A clean, ujnique IPA that lets you take a vacatuion to a more tropical location and out of this snow! Cashmere, Hallertau Blanc, Idaho 7
Kickin It With Kamala - ipa 7.6% abv
Our newest IPA, Kickin It With Kamala, celebrating the first female Vice President in U.S. History! We’ll be donating a portion of the proceeds to the @ywca_sks
Kingdome Kölsch - german-style ale 4.5% abv
Crushable light ale
King of Hubcaps – 8.1% double ipa
Do you remember the King of Hubcaps, Astroland, Dags, Flapjacks Too, Chubby and Tubby, Shop ‘n Save? We miss all these spots but their gritty spirits live on in our minds and actions. Embrace the new, celebrate the old, and revel in the fresh bold beer you hold. Look for peach, pear, pine and candied lupulin. The king Is dead, long live the king! Mosaic, Chinook, Centennial, and El Dorado
Knobs and Switches IPA – overcast ipa 6% abv
Our newest Overcast series IPA. A delicious crazy drinkable IPA with a very complex hop profile. The Idaho 7 and Mosaic hops work hand in hand to really develop a piney, earthy backbone with a floral citrus, tropical fruit influence. To round it all off and tie it together the, Huell Melon, softens the edges and highlights the melon, tropical berry flavors. All of those hops combined give a balanced, fruity - yet earthy profile all presented on a perfect malt bill. Tasty, complex and drinkable. Features: Mosaic, Idaho 7, Huell Melon
L8R-SK8R - Autumnal IPA 6.7% abv
CItra, El Dorado, & Idaho 7 make this Ipa hoppy and dank.
Later Hosen Festbier– Oktoberfest Style Lager – 6% abv
Our festbier is as authentic as it gets without going to Germany. Brewed with 100% imported German malt and aged for over 12 weeks in our lagering tanks. Clean and bright with a mild malt backbone. Similar to color to the authentic Oktobefest biers of Munich. Deep golden with hints of ruby hue and a thick pillowing white head. German varietal hops support and balance the malt sweetness. 6% so you can have a few liters without getting into too much trouble. Get your Lederhosen and Dirndl out of the closet and get ready to sing Ein Prosit. Eins, Zwei, G’suffa! Features: Perle, Hallertauer Mittelfrüh, Herbsrucker, Tettnang
The Littlest Pale - 3.4%
This little one started off as the second runnings to our 4th anniversary barleywine. We then aggressively hopped it with Mosaic Cryo, Simcoe, Citra, & Amarillo
SBW 12 Light at the End IPA
Brewed in collaboration with Burke Gilman, Hellbent, Holy Mt. & Stoup Brewing featuring Citra, Mosaic, Simcoe, Strata & Warrior Hops
Little One – 5.3% table beer
I’ve been fascinated with small beers and the parti-gyle method for a long time and I finally got my chance to give it a try. Brewed with the second runnings of our barleywine (more on that later) we employed a fair bit of new age American hops and old world Belgian yeast for a crisp and spritely refresher. Magnum, Mosaic, Simcoe
Logical Nonsense - ipa 6% abv
Dear Reader, be not lost in the cacophony of illogical rants from a fearful mind. Be respectful of yourself and others. Be unencumbered by false narratives and divisive tactics. Find your truth. Stand in the face of derision and pronounce it nonsensical logic when you know it to be so. Trust yourself. Wear a mask, and vote. Eldorado, Huell Melon
Long Love – brett table beer 4.3% ABV
Co-fermented with a unique blend of saccharomyces cervisiae, Brettanomyces bruxellensis and b. lambicus! Our first release of this style! Long Love is the second runnings from our Barley Wine. The primary fermentation is with Westmalle Yeast and the secondary fermentation includes two strains of brett. Perfectly aged for 7 months.
Machine Stout - dry stout 4.8% abv
Brewed in collaboration with our friends at Machine House Brewing.
Make Oat Party Pale - Pale 4.6% abv
What happens when you combine 2 parts Pine Box, 2 parts Future Primitive, a whole lotta love and a handful of oats? IT’S A MAKE OAT PARTY! You may think it sounds vaguely Canadian but we’re pretty sure that’s just the edibles talking. Gently dosed with a beautiful blend of Mosaic, Citra, Idaho 7, and two types of oats, this 4.6% barn burner is just the thing for getting that late spring party off the ground. It’s a love fest y’all! Mosaic, Citra, Idaho 7
Mallet Finger - robust porter 6.8% abv
Classic American-Style porter, just like mom used to make.
Momece - belgian-style pale 7.1% abv
Made in the slow, patient style of Achel Blond this beer inspires imperturbability, thoughtfulness, and virtue. Hallertauer, Czech Saaz
Moment - 7.1% belgian-style blond ale
Made in the slow, patient style of Achel Blond this beer inspires imperturbability, thoughtfulness, and virtue. Isn’t it time you took a moment? Hallertauer, Czech Saaz
Mosaic/HBC 586 Wet Hop IPA 7%
This latest wet hop features fresh Mosaic Hops from @royfarms_hops and fresh HBC 586
Mosaic The Magnificent– wet hop ipa 6.1% abv
It's Mosaic, and its delicious.
My Brain Hurts - hazy ipa 6% abv
packed with Centennial, Mosaic, Cashmere, Motueka, & Moutere Hops. Don’t overthink it, just drink it.
NPFO Pilsner – german style pilsner 5.4% abv
NPFO – Nazi Punks Fuck Off. In an era of misinformation, malfeasance, malevolence, and milquetoast politics we are reminded that the deleterious flames of fascism do still flicker even in the light of day; sowing fear and contempt in order to feed its unworthy self. And who but us shall smother those flames with resilient persistence, leaving ashes cold, forgotten, and windblown; giving life anew to righteous compassion and joyful prosperity. 100% German hops and malt, this bright German Pils is pale in color and has a bursting billowing white head. Perfectly balanced with a German malt back bone that gives way to a very clean, dry finish. Never leaning too sweet or too hoppy, this Pils dances in the middle, making it a truly drinkable, refreshing bier. Brewed in true German traditional methods to be as authentic as possible. Features: German Hallertauer and Tettnang, 4 step mash, 10 week lager. 12 weeks grain to glass
Never Comply - overcast ipa 6.4% abv
Riffing on a theme from an earlier (No Comply) IPA, Never Comply brings enough upfront bitterness to remind you that you're drinking an IPA while allowing plenty of room for the bright citrus, punchy tropical fruit, and grounding earthy middle to shine before giving way to a dry, piney finish that practically pleads for another taste. All of this is brought together by a magnificent blend of Simcoe, Huell Melon, Idaho 7, and Chinook hops paired with a smattering of oats, rye, and barley. Sick moves!
No Comply– 6.9% overcast ipa
Hazy, cloudy, juicy, unfiltered, unfined, yeast in suspension, new school East Coast, a West Coast version of an East Coast interpretation of a Pacific North West distaste for sterile tasting IPAs, chicken and egg, just a fad, that’s my fad, you’re not my dad… But aren’t we glad for the chance we’ve had to argue about such trivial things as beer styles? Like the skate trick by the same name, No Comply reeks of sorcery, is super fun to witness and is sure to please old crusty codgers as well as young pups on the come up. Believe me cousin, this cold one slaps hella. Hopped up with chinook, meridian, citra, and motueka, then double dry hopped for that extra skeeze. Be on the lookout for SK8R-H8RS, mango, pineapple, papaya, and fresh lime.
No Escape from Reality – Czech style Pilsner – 5.3% abv
Our Czech-style pils is pale gold in color and brilliantly clear. Has a low to medium hop profile but has enough hop bite to please even the IPA drinker. We exclusively use the native Czech Saaz hop which gives a spiciness to the overall flavor. Look for notes of biscuit, cracker and bread with a balanced hop bite. Saaz Hops
No Skateboarding - hazy ipa 6% abv
Get out of my pool!! Hazy IPA Brewed with Simcoe, Amarillo & Cashmere.
One - barrel aged barleywine 11% abv
Brewed over a year ago, we dutifully blended this, our first anniversary barleywine, from a careful selection of cabernet sauvignon barrels, bourbon barrels, and stainless steel to bring you this dry-finishing, plum and apricot-forward, reminder of days gone by and adventures yet to come. Happy holidays everyone, and thanks for all of your support this past year. You are truly remarkable.
Party of Five – kumquat ipa 6.7% abv
We’re keeping our parties a little smaller than normal these days, but there is plenty of cause for regalement! Brewed with fresh Kumquat!
German Magnum, Hallertauer, Saaz
Penny Marshall - noble hop pale 5.6% abv
Go ahead, sing it… One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated! Give us any chance - we'll take it. Read us any rule - we'll break it, we're gonna make our dreams come true, and we’ll do it our way. Nothin's gonna turn us back now. Straight ahead and on the track now, we're gonna make our dreams come true... Doin' it our way. There is nothing we won't try, never heard the word impossible, this time there's no stopping us. And we'll do it our way - yes our way. Make all our dreams come true, for me and you! American Pale Ale with a hop bill inspired by Shotz Brewery of Laverne and Shirley fame in honor of the late great Penny Marshall, she did it her way.
German Magnum, Hallertauer, Saaz
Pep Talk – 6.9% overcast ipa
Go ahead sport! You can do it! Look alive! You got this! Don’t take no for an answer! The time is now! The world is your oyster! Grab the bull by its horns! Go for it! It’s go time! Stick your neck out! Life is not a game! (yes it is, actually) No one can do it like you can! It’s ok to be uncomfortable! One team one dream! If it were easy, everyone would do it! What are you waiting for?! Get up, get on your feet! Get pissed! Get out there and take it! This is your time! You’ll be so busy kicking ass you won’t have time to take names! Do your damndest! You’ll have time to sleep when you’re dead! We’re proud of you! Keep it up! You’re doing awesome! Eldorado, Citra, Idaho7, Huell Melon
Pink Boa – IPA 6.5%
Brewed with our friends from the band Pink Boa. This medium hazy IPA clocks in at 6.5%. Brewed with Mandarina Bavaria, Huell Melon and Hallertau Blanc hops. Notes of Orange and ripe lemon.Mandarina Bavaria, Huell Melon, Hallertau Blanc *Available in 4 Pack Cans
Pleased To Meet You - 5.2% american-style pale ale
Seriously, thanks for being here. We couldn’t be happier with the way our little brewery and tasting room worked out and it means the world to us that you are here to help us enjoy it. So stick around, poke your head around, ask questions, say hello. We are Future Primitive, pleased to meet you. Centennial, Citra, Mandarina Bavaria
Queer Beer - IPA 6% abv
Brewed in collaboration with our friends at White Center Pride. Proceeds of our Pride beer go to White Center Pride. This IPA is packed full of Citra Cryo, Cashmere, and Galaxy hops. Fantastic light body, that supports the hops, is clean and summery. Clocking in at 6.0% this is a perfect beer for the warm summer Pride celebrations
Quick 50 IPA 5.8% abv
Brewed with Erik Youngren and Skagit Valley Malt. Featuring Galaxy, HS-1228, Hallertau Blanc, Huell Melon hops. Notes of biscuit, honeydew and tangerine.
Rebel Girl – overcast ipa 7.3% abv
A tribute to Kathleen Hanna, the influential and very much alive Pacific Northwest native and frontwoman of Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, The Julie Ruin, and others; who has been helping lead the charge toward gender equality and safe spaces for women and children for over 3 decades. To find out more, visit SafePlaceOlympia.org That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood. I got news for you, she is. Pale Malt, Crystal, Wheat, Flaked Barley; Huell Melon, Idaho 7, Mandarina Bavaria
Rye'den with Biden - Rye IPA 6% abv
Celebrating Democracy, Diversity, & Decorum in 2021
Rye’min and Stealin – 6.2% rye ipa
One for all and all for one, taking BACs with our shots for fun. All for one and one for all, because Future Primitive got the call. Swiggin at Latona man, stuffing our throats, then we head up to Fiddler for the cookie boat. Hop Vine has some wine but we know the place, Rye IPA puts a smile on Bob’s face. Most illingest beer boy, guy named Brenlin, he is most chill, and we’re Rye’min and Stealin. Chinook, Citra, Hallertauer, Mosaic
Shark Jump hard seltzer - Mango Imperial Hard Seltzer 8.5% abv
So we jumped the shark and made a hard seltzer! So we missed the summer season! So we decided to make it 8.5% So we made it super limited! Produced by Future Primitive Brewing
Shark Jump hard seltzer - Passion Fruit, Orange & Mango Imperial Hard Seltzer 8.4% abv
So we jumped the shark and made a hard seltzer! So we missed the summer season! So we decided to make it 8.5% So we made it super limited! Produced by Future Primitive Brewing
Shark Jump Peach Hard Seltzer 8.8% abv
fresh peach juice co-fermented with the choicest Sucrose for a dry, effervescent seltzer.
Shark Jump hard seltzer - Vanilla Cranberry Raspberry 8.4% abv
So we jumped the shark and made a hard seltzer! So we missed the summer season! So we decided to make it 8.5% So we made it super limited! Produced by Future Primitive Brewing
Shark Jump Pineapple Hard Seltzer 8.8% abv
fresh pineapple juice co-fermented with the choicest Sucrose for a dry, effervescent seltzer.
Shark Jump Agave Lime Party Time 8% abv
Sometimes you try to do things and it just doesn't work out the way you wanted too. And you get real frustrated, and its like you try hard to do it and take time and it just doesn't work out the way you want it too, and then there's shark jump...
Sheena Is… - overcast ipa - 6.7% abv
If you know, you know, but if you don’t know it’s ok, there’s still time to catch up. “She just couldn’t stay. She had to break away. Oh yeah…!” Sheena wasn’t content, you see. She longed to broaden her world, to learn what was what, and who was who. Like the rest of us, she ached to find out what happens when you pack a light bodied blonde IPA with Motueka, Citra, Chinook, and Idaho 7. She found out, and you can, too. “Sheena is, a punk rocker…”
Simple Elegance - belgian-style blond 6.7% abv
Inspired by one of our favorite beers of the Netherlands. Bright, lively ,and steeped in old world charm. Look for hints of lemon, herbs,and self-awareness. Made with German Pilsner Malt and Czech Saaz Hops.
Skrilla Named Amarilla – wet-hop amarillo ipa 7.4% abv
Amarillo hops are like a supercharged version of Cascade hops. Floral, tropical with bold citrus characteristics. However, look for a subtle orange compliment to the piney finish.
Social Strata Fallacy – wet-hop strata ipa 7.2% abv
A relative of the Perle Hop. The Strata hop has a very complex layer of flavors. Dried and fresh fruit aroma with a dank backbone. Notice some grapefruit followed by some grassy bud.
Speed Queen – mixed berry ipa 7% abv
Blueberries, Blackberries, Eldorado, Idaho 7, Citra, and Huell Melon team up like Voltron to fight greed and corruption. Join us as we follow their mad adventures, rife with impossible odds and contemptuous villains, and unlikely heroism…
Street Plant IPA – american ipa – 6.4% abv
Features: Idaho 7, Huell Melon, Chinook, Simcoe Dry hopped with Idaho 7, Simcoe and Huell Melon. Go ahead and Plant this clean, fruit forward IPA in-your-face. Notes of citrus, melon that are balanced by the spicy and piney Chinook hops. The Street Plant is one of the earliest street tricks, made famous and perfected by Mike Vallely. The Huell Melon hops give a ripe melon nose rounded by the Idaho 7 hop citrus-ness.
Summer Pale – nw pale 4.6% abv
Just in time for July, our Summer Pale is full of fruity, tropical, piney NW hops. The aroma explodes with notes of passion fruit, pear and citrus, all balanced out with a subtle kick of pine. Full of flavor and clocking in at 4.6, it is extremely drinkable on a sunny day. Features: Eldorado, Sterling, Simcoe, Idaho 7,
Sunshine On My Porter - coffee porter – 4.5% abv Features: Middlefork Coffee
Several months in the making, we collaborated with Middlefork Coffee Roasters in Southpark, Seattle to develop a beautiful custom roast with beans from Chiapas Mexico. We then wrapped a light bodied brown porter around it to match its rustic earth tones and second generation sensibilities.
Table Beer - Belgian Style Table Beer 4.2% abv
The second running of our 3rd anniversary Barleywine (yet to be released) fermented with Westmalles Belgian yeast
Taylor Made – oyster stout 4.2% abv
Dearest neighbors, we love oysters, you love oysters, and you proved it by showing up enmasse on a Saturday monring, helping us eat over 900 of them! Grown by our friends at Taylor Shellfish. After you brought you sehlls into the brewhouse and judicisously tossed them into an awaiting brew kettle that was already teeming with many dozens more whole bivalves. Throughout the boil the live oysters opened up to release their treasured brine while the shells offered up essential minerality. The result is a silky smooth, dry irish stout with a touch of salinity. Thank you, good neighbors, this is your beer!
Terror In The Wood - Barrel Aged Imperial Stout 8.7% abv
Be not afraid, though dark times leer. There is terror, and beauty in this here beer. Black as the void. Suppositions destroyed. Dive into the darkness, your future enjoyed
The Future Is... Collabo IPA 7.6%abv
Our Collaboration beer brewed at Portland Oregons Gigantic Brewing. "We looked into the crystal ball with our friends from @futureprimitivebOur eer and took a glimpse into the flavor of IPAs to come. We saw clearly that Lemon Drop, Mosaic, Cashmere and Amarillo portend a future that's bright, colorful, and intensely flavorful." -Gigantic Brewing
Their Body Their Choice - ipa 6.5% abv
Proceeds from this tasty ipa will go towards the national abortion fund, dedicated to helping those experienceing unwanted and problematic pregnancies find medical care they desperately need.
Three - 11.2% abv Barrel Aged Barleywine
Blended from three years of Barrel Aged Barleywines to commemorate our third anniversary *Available in 12oz cans
Torpedo Love – ipa 7.2%
Packed full of Cashmere, Amarillo, and Citra hops. The Cashmere hop is the star in this beer, giving the IPA a lemon citrus zest that plays well with the orange juiciness from the Amarillo hop. Dry-hopped with Citra to give even more fantastic hop aroma. There is enough malt body to balance out the hops, the Torpedo Love IPA is a perfect spring time IPA.
Tunnel Vision - 6.7% robust porter
This is definitely not a commentary on Seattle’s decision to tear down the Alaskan Way Viaduct in favor of an undersized and claustrophobic subterranean passageway with zero downtown exits and total disregard for what is (was) arguably the best free view in the city, nor is it a thinly veiled complaint about our inability to open new routes before choking off existing ones, but if it was it would certainly be timely. Wherever it is you need to go these next few weeks, we wish you the best! As for us, we’re staying here. Centennial, Chinook, Hallertauer
TWO - Barleywine-Style Ale 11.4% abv
56% barleywine, 2018 / 44% barleywine, 2019 Aged in cabernet sauvignon barrels, bourbon barrels, and stainless steel for up to two years.
Eldorado, Huell Melon, Citra, Mandarina Bavaria
Uncontrollable Urge – overcast ipa - 6% abv
Got an urge, got a surge and it's outta control. Got an urge I want to purge 'cause I'm losing control. Uncontrollable urge I want to tell you all about it. Got an uncontrollable urge, it makes me scream and shout it! It's got style, it's got class, so strong, I can't let it pass, I gotta tell you all about it. I gotta scream and shout it! That's right! And I say yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Eldorado, Huell Melon, Citra, Mandarina Bavaria
Velvet Noose - overcast ipa 5.1% abv
This beer leads with the soft, comfortable melody of mandarin and pineapple before quickly giving way to a driving, bluesy backbeat of Simcoe, Huell Melon, and Idaho 7 for a grin-worthy polyphony of pear, apricot, and mango; all the while teased and coerced by the piney, soaring, vocals of front woman Eldorado in an undulating current destined to climax in a torrent of teenage summer angst. This reviewer, is spent. Eldorado, Simcoe, Huell Melon, Idaho 7
Wet and Cloudy IPA – Idaho 7 Wet Hop 6.2% abv
Do you like it wet? We got that. Do you like it cloudy? Hell, we got that, too! Do you like an IPA dripping with notes of apricot, papaya, orange and grapefruit derived from bucket loads of wet Idaho 7s straight off the farm and into your face? Well shit howdy partner, you’ve come to the right place!
Wet Hop Hootenanny! Amarillo Edition - wet hop ipa 6.8% abv
We’re tickled green to announce the arrival of our first ever wet hop beer! Fresh from the Willamette Valley and straight to your skull; these un-kilned whole-cone Amarillos from our friends at Crosby Hop Farms bring grapefruit, grapefruit, and then a bit more grapefruit than you ever thought possible from this oft overlooked variety. Happy Harvest, Everyone!!
Whose Bine is it Anyway? Wet Hop IPA 7%
Bale Breaker Collaboration Wet Hop Citra from Loftus Farms
Witches Nut Brown Ale – toasted walnut brown ale 5.5% abv
We drew inspiration for this beer from the Witches of Benevento of the 7thcentury CE. In addition to the cruel burning of these so-called witches; their meeting spot, a large walnut tree, was ripped from the earth only to mysteriously reappear, purportedly of its own volition. Or possibly replanted, witches be crazy. Anyway, we gathered 45 kg of deliciously plump Chandler Walnuts from California, hand toasted them in our friend’s pizza oven (thanks Pine Box!), ground them into a paste and then added them to the mash of this delightfully dry and roasty, medium bodied nut brown ale. Here comes Spring! *in case we haven’t been explicitly clear, this beer contains nuts*
Young One - 11% barleywine
All in the numbers… On 11/01 of this year Future Primitive milled its 1st beer, batch number 001, to be brewed into fermenter #1. It was and is an American-Style Barleywine weighing in at 11%. The name of this inaugural beverage? One. We then made a small beer from the same mash called Little One (see above) but we’ve already talked about that. One is aging right now and is set to be released next year on our 1 year anniversary but it is tasting pretty good now so we thought we’d give you a sneak peek on our 1st day of business. As it will not be fully mature for another 11 months we are dubbing this version Young One.
Zwick'l Lager - franconian-style unfiltered lager 5.3% abv
Zwick'l bier (also, kellerbier) is brewed like any German lager but without the flavor and aroma-stripping effects that can result from aggressive filtering methods. Gravity alone clarifies this beer, so expect to see some haze. Crisp, clean maltiness is a real thing and it is achieved by pairing a traditionally lengthy 5 step mash with a 9 week aging (lagering) process. Add to this a generous amount of Hersbrucker and Mittelfruh hops from Hallertau, Germany and you have yourself delightfully round, 4-season amber lager. Enjoy!
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